haiku reivu: Thor

Cast out of Asgard

Loki won that round, beefcake.

But Earth's coffee rules!

I've been brain-playing with some new ideas for Team Blood. I really enjoy doing the mashups, but sometimes they just take too damn long to write, so I don't post as frequently as I'd like. Also, my rules for what can be mashed are pretty specific: they must both be first-time views by me, and they must be the last two I saw. Also, I've nixed mashing "classics" that most people are familiar with, since my goal isn't to dissect beloved or well-established films, even if I just saw them last week.

So sometimes I see movies and they don't make it into a mashup, for whatever reason. Thus, I introduce the Haiku Reivu, a morsel of commentary you can read on your smartphone, or robot slave, or what have you. What do you think? Amusing? Diverting? Pointless? That's why the baby Jesus invented comment threads.