Inside the Author's Studio: ​Helpful Hints for Housebreakers

If for any reason you want to break into my house to leave me cookies, or get a first edition of my books (spoiler: they're in the cloud), or just to keep your stalking skills sharp, you will want to know that you're breaking into the right house. Otherwise, it's SO embarrassing, right?

Here's a clue. It's the place with hoodies hung up three deep: